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"At-Home DNA Testing"
The future is full of bastard children. After the GOP lobbied and then successfully passed House Bill 3256 in 2016, bastard children are no longer to receive monetary funding from the father whether or not they are a biological match.
This bill was enacted after several members of Family Values groups found that they were responsible for the births of over 2,700 children in the state of Texas alone. At-Home DNA Tests such as "Who's the Daddy: Home Paternity Kit" and "Instant Alimony" became popular over-the-counter baby-daddy identifiers and single-handedly ended the Great Recession of 2014.
After House Bill 3256, the Every Child Left Behind Act, at-home testing became a thing of the past. By 2018, the kits circulated online auction sites as nostalgia of times once perceived easier. The founder of "Lil' Munchkin Disposable Testing" filed for bankruptcy after one of his own tests was used to link him to his secretary's new-born baby girl, thus making the kits an instant '"collector's item".
This bill was enacted after several members of Family Values groups found that they were responsible for the births of over 2,700 children in the state of Texas alone. At-Home DNA Tests such as "Who's the Daddy: Home Paternity Kit" and "Instant Alimony" became popular over-the-counter baby-daddy identifiers and single-handedly ended the Great Recession of 2014.
After House Bill 3256, the Every Child Left Behind Act, at-home testing became a thing of the past. By 2018, the kits circulated online auction sites as nostalgia of times once perceived easier. The founder of "Lil' Munchkin Disposable Testing" filed for bankruptcy after one of his own tests was used to link him to his secretary's new-born baby girl, thus making the kits an instant '"collector's item".
